|A Bee or Something|
|Season 1, Episode 1|
|Air date||November 18, 2010|
|Episode run time||2:27|
The Dick Figures unaired pilot
Blue got dumped. He's having a bad day. Red's voice becomes auto-tuned. Now he's having a worse day.
Blue: What is wrong with your body?
Red: (Auto-Tuned) Hi, Blue, how you do?
(He continues to move in a strange manner.)
Blue: And what is wrong with your voice?
Red: (Auto-Tuned) There ain't nothing wrong with my voice, Shawtay!
Blue: You're making some weird sounds.
Red: (Auto-Tuned) Oh. Uh, that. I swallowed a bee or something, maybe a robot frog! I don't know. But it sounds sick as fuck! (He bounces up & down.)
Blue: Whatever, man. I got a serious problem.
Red: (Auto-Tuned) Yeah, girl. Turn up the problems.
(Red stops bouncing.)
Red: (normal voice) Sorry. (Auto-Tuned): Sorray!
Blue: No, really. I'm having girl problems.
Red: (Auto-Tuned) Then I feel bad for you, son.
Red: (Auto-Tuned) Oh, my God!
Blue: Thanks, man. Yeah, I know. We were together a long ti-
Red: (Auto-Tuned) A Raccoon!
(The raccoon comes out of a trashcan. The camera zooms into his eyes.)
Red: (Auto-Tuned) Nature's ninja.
(Blue snaps his fingers to get Red's attention.)
Red: (Auto-Tuned) Ohhhhh, shiiiiieeet!
Blue: You sound really stupid.
Red: (Auto-Tuned) Yeah, right! My voice sounds tight as fuck! Hey, ladies! You like the sound of my (Waving arms in the air) voooice?!
(Women cheer & start to dance.)
Red: (Auto-Tuned) I can't hear you! I said do you like the sound of my vo-o-ooice?
(The California Love melody plays as women dance & Red gets laid by a woman. He's then showing 2 women to Blue.)
Red: (Auto-Tuned) Yo, Blue! I just found you a new girlfriend & a girl for your girlfriend. (Turns to a fat ugly girl.) (normal voice) And you can go home.
(She gets discouraged & walks away. Women continue to dance, now with limos & speakers.)
Red: (Auto-Tuned) Yeah, yeah!
Raccoon: (dancing) Shorty! Make-a that ass crap (possibly meaning "clap")!
Blue: Hmmmm... (Turns around to face 2 women who are dancing. He clears his throat & speaks nervously.) You're looking very pret-- (clears throat) Ah, fuck! (1 of the women slaps him.)
Raccoon: You need to be with the grown-ass, man!
(Blue looks at Raccoon suspiciously. Raccoon gives him the "finger", complete with censor. Raccoon walks away with the women. Meanwhile, Red continues to dance.)
Red: (Auto-Tuned) Yeah! Yeeeah! (Chokes & farts out a bee, which flies away.)
Bee: (Auto-Tuned) I'm free, mothafucka!
Red: (normal voice) Oh, damn, it was a bee! Yeh-hes, woman! I like your movements!
(The women give him a confused look. The limos & the women leave. Raccoon's shown with a smoke bomb.)
(He throws the bomb down & disappears in a cloud of smoke.)
Blue: (sarcastically) Oh, man, I'm so sorry for you, you had everything, woooow...
Red: Yep. Well, looks like everything's back to norma-- (Farts for a few seconds, his leg wobbling. Blue watches in disgust.)
Blue: Why am I friends with you?
Red: 'Cause I'm aweso-!
Dick Figures Title
Since it's debut in 2010, A Bee or Something has received critical acclaim and spawned a total of 14 million views in total, making it the most viewed episode in the entire series. However, criticism went towards the animation.
- This is the first episode.
- This was the first appearance of Red, Blue, Raccoon, Autotuned Bee, and the Fat Ugly Girl.
- The first time where Red floats.
- Red's farts are autotuned.
- The episode's title comes from the part where Red says "A Bee or Something".
- When Red farts, his whole legs starts to shake.
- This is the debut of Red's autotuned voice.
- So far, it's the most viewed video. Second to Flame War. Third to Panda Hat. This is possibly because of the fact its the first episode of Dick Figures.
- Pink and Stacy might have appeared in this episode, having a role as one of the women who cheer for Red's autotuned voice.
- Blue never seems to have much luck with the ladies.
- What happened before the episode started was revealed nearly 2 years later with the Season 4 Finale; Robot Frog.
- In Robot Frog it was revealed that the girlfriend the Blue was talking about was Stacy.
Red says almost everything in Auto-Tune for nearly the entire episode. The Bee also speaks in Auto-Tune.
When Red says "Robot Frog", he floats.
The word DICK FIGURES appears while the theme music plays in the background.
The Last Line Being Cut
When Red said Awesome at the end of the video.