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A Bee or Something
Season 1, Episode 1
BeeOrSom
The first shot in the series.
Air date November 18, 2010
Episode run time 2:27
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A Bee or Something is the first episode of Dick Figures.

Plot[]

While Blue is recovering from a recent breakup, Red swallows a bee and his voice becomes auto-tuned.

Youtube Description: Blue got dumped. He's having a bad day. Red's voice becomes auto-tuned. Now he's having a worse day.

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Dick Figures - A Bee or Something

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Dick Figures - Una abeja o algo... Spanish Version

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Transcript[]

(On the street, Red walks up to Blue with arms undulating.)

Blue: What is wrong with your body?

Red: (Auto-Tuned) Hey, Blue, how you do?

(He continues to move in a strange manner.)

Blue: And what is wrong with your voice?

Red: (Auto-Tuned) There ain't nothing wrong with my voice, Shawtay!

Blue: You're making some weird sounds.

Red: (Auto-Tuned) Oh. Uh, that. I swallowed a bee or something, maybe a robot frog! I don't know. But it sounds sick as fuck! (He bounces up & down.)

Blue: Whatever, man. I got a serious problem.

Red: (Auto-Tuned) Yeah, girl. Turn up the problems.

Blue: Red!

(Red stops bouncing.)

Red: (normal voice) Sorry. (Auto-Tuned): Sorray!

Blue: No, really. I'm having girl problems.

Red: (Auto-Tuned) Then I feel bad for you, son.

Blue: My girlfriend dumped me last night...

Red: (Auto-Tuned) Oh, my God!

Blue: Thanks, man. Yeah, I know. We were together a long ti-

Red: (Auto-Tuned) A Raccoon!

(The raccoon comes out of a trashcan. The camera zooms into his eyes.)

Raccoon: Konichiwa.

Red: (Auto-Tuned) Nature's ninja.

(Blue snaps his fingers to get Red's attention.)

Red: (Auto-Tuned) Ohhhhh, shiiiiieeet!

Blue: You sound really stupid.

Red: (Auto-Tuned) Yeah, right! My voice sounds tight as fuck! Hey, ladies! You like the sound of my (Waving arms in the air) voooice?!

(Women cheer & start to dance.)

Red: (Auto-Tuned) I can't hear you! I said do you like the sound of my vo-o-ooice?

(The California Love melody plays as women dance & Red gets laid by a woman. He's then showing 2 women to Blue.)

Red: (Auto-Tuned) Yo, Blue! I just found you a new girlfriend & a girl for your girlfriend. (Turns to a fat ugly girl.) (normal voice) And you can go home.

(She gets discouraged & walks away. Women continue to dance, now with limos & speakers.)

Red: (Auto-Tuned) Yeah, yeah!

Raccoon: (dancing) Shorty! Make-a that ass crap (possibly meaning "clap")!

Blue: Hmmmm... (Turns around to face 2 women who are dancing. He clears his throat & speaks nervously.) You're looking very pret-- (clears throat) Ah, fuck! (1 of the women slaps him.)

Raccoon: You need to be with the grown-ass, man!

(Blue looks at Raccoon suspiciously. Raccoon gives him the "finger", complete with censor. Raccoon walks away with the women. Meanwhile, Red continues to dance.)

Red: (Auto-Tuned) Yeah! Yeeeah! (Chokes & farts out a bee, which flies away.)

Bee: (Auto-Tuned) I'm free, mothafucka!

Red: (normal voice) Oh, damn, it was a bee! Yeh-hes, woman! I like your movements!

(The women give him a confused look. The limos & the women leave. Raccoon's shown with a smoke bomb.)

Raccoon: Sayonara!

(He throws the bomb down & disappears in a cloud of smoke.)

Blue: (sarcastically) Oh, man, I'm so sorry for you, you had everything, woooow...

Red: Yep. Well, looks like everything's back to norma-- (Farts for a few seconds, his leg wobbling. Blue watches in disgust.)

Blue: Why am I friends with you?

Red: 'Cause I'm aweso-!

-Episode ends-

Dick Figures Title[]

Dick Figure 1

A Bee Or Something.

Trivia[]

  • This was the first appearance of Red, Blue, Raccoon, Autotuned Bee, and the Fat Ugly Girl.
  • This episode is currently the most viewed episode on YouTube, with over 18,000,000 views as of 2019.
  • In Robot Frog it was revealed that the girlfriend the Blue was talking about was Stacy.

Goofs[]

  • When Red waves his arm after he says, "I can't hear you!", it is detached from his body.

Recurring Gags[]

Auto-Tune Use[]

Red says almost everything in Auto-Tune for nearly the entire episode. The Bee also speaks in Auto-Tune.

Red Floating[]

When Red says "Robot Frog", he floats.

Episode Ending[]

The word DICK FIGURES appears while the theme music plays in the background.

The Last Line Being Cut[]

When Red said Awesome at the end of the video.

Gallery[]

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