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A Hobbit of Thrones
Season 5, Episode 6
Hobbit of Thrones 25
Stacy and Pink ruin the D&D game.
Air date March 27, 2014 (Download)
April 24, 2014 (Mondo)
May 1, 2014 (YouTube)
Episode run time 2:57 (Video Length)

2:39 (Actual Runtime)

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A Hobbit of Thrones is the 6th episode of Dick Figures Season 5 and the 46th episode overall. It serves as a sequel to Role Playas.

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Dick Figures - A Hobbit of Thrones (Ep 46)

Plot[]

During a D&D game, Pink and Stacy get high on pot-brownies and hijack Red and Blue's game.

Youtube Description: A The Hobbit/Game of Thrones mash-up where the characters argue which franchise is better while incredibly high on pot-brownies. But disaster strikes when people start making up their own D&D rules.

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Transcript[]

(The Episode opens with the 'Hark!' written in cursive as it then shows Blue, dressed as a wizard, with Red floating in.)

Red: (to music) Dun dun, dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun, (sways sword around, almost hitting Blue),dun dun dun dun!

Blue: God damn it! Would thou stop singing that stupid song?! This is Dungeons and Dragons not Game of Thro-

Red: DUUNN dun, dun dun dun!

Blue: Would thou cutist outist?!

(Pink and Stacy walk in holding brownies.)

Blue: Whoa! Thou are playing this time?

Stacy: Yeah bitch! We wanna get that fucking gold! Am I riiight?

Pink: Yeah plus Stacy brought free brownies! (eats a brownie) These are really good. What's in these?

Stacy: You know like Chocolate and Flour and Pot and Sugar and-

Pink: What?

Stacy: Huh?

Blue: Babe, thou looketh mad sexy in that Cosplay outfit. Your givin' me a D-20.

Red: Yeah right! D-4 tops!

Blue: (looks down in dispair) Critical ego strike...

Red: Alright dungeon masturbater let's do this! Where we going?

Blue: Verily! (pulls a map out) So the value troop of warriors trip towards the mountain of gold protected by a CG dragon with a level 19 fire strike of the mighty hammer!

(Pink and Stacy suddenly become high.)

Pink: And then fuckin' cheeseburgers came out of the trees! They're Trees-Burgers! (laughs)

Blue: What are you doing?! I'M running this game!

(The top of a tree suddenly turns into a Cheeseburger.)

Blue: No stop it! You can't just make stuff up!

Stacy: Yeah and it's like... Covered in Candy and like, Jaime Lannister's hair? (The cheeseburger suddenly grows candy and hair)

Pink: TOTALLYYYY!

Blue: Wait, what's in those brownies?

Red: I dunno but I want one!

(Pink and Stacy start eating the burger, Broseph soon comes out with a cape on.)

Broseph: You bras are pretty far north of the wall, hm.

Stacy: You know nothing Bro-Crow!

Broseph: We must keep warm, bra.

(Broseph and Stacy start tongue kissing on the ground.)

Red: Gross! Get a Hobbit-Hole you weirdos!

Broseph: Ha! I got one. Winter's comiiin.'

Red: (shakes in anger and raises his sword) I've got a dragon to slay! (approaches Stacy and Broseph with his sword raised)

Blue: Uhh, and then the troop takes.. (looks at his map) A teleportation spell to the Mountain!

(Red, Blue, Pink and Stacy teleport to the top of a mountain.)

Blue: Hark! We made it! And zoom the dragon!

(The Raccoon comes out of the volcano with wings and horns.)

Raccoon:OOSSHMAAOWG! (laughs low and evily)

Stacy: Tss, yeah right! It's like a furry cloud!

(Raccoon suddenly turns into a cloud with Trollz0r's face on it.)

Trollz0r: Oh, hey guys. Sup?

Pink: That cloud has a face, and I hate it!

Trollz0r: I hate you tooooo!

Pink: And then it disappears and we win and ordered pizza!

Trollz0r: Wait wait, noo!

(Trollz0r explodes and turns into pizza and pizza slices start falling from the sky.)

Blue: Hey you can't do that, that's cheating!

(Red and the girls start dancing.)

Red: Yeah and then the Red Knight opens a Tequila Potion! (A bottle of Vodka appears in Red's hand as he drinks it) Poof!

Blue: Aww what?!

Red: Yea-ha-ha-heah! And the god of funky jams descends upon the land!

(Neptune appears from the sky.)

Neptune: You limbo dims busta moves! Aww yeah!

(Suddenly goes to the real life world with the party still commencing.)

Gelato Bene: (comes in) 'Ey! Did-a somebody order a pizza?

Blue: (sighs) I'm just gonna go play with myself...

Gelato Bene: Uhh, you mean-a, BY yourself?

Blue: I know what I said!

(Episode Ends)

(It then cuts to Blue fapping at the computer but actually throws a dice on the table.)

Blue: There! Finally! Rolled a D-20! Time to jack off.

Trivia[]

  • Stacy and Trollz0r's debuts in Season 5
  • Second roleplaying episode, the first being Role Playas.
  • The stinger reuses a clip from Dick Figures: The Movie
  • This was the first episode Broseph actually made out with a girl.
  • It shows Red may get jealous whenever he sees Stacy making out with another boy.
  • When the Jason cloud exploded, the red in Pink and Stacy's eyes disappeared.
  • The Raccoon references "Lord of the Rings" and "Hobbit" when he says "OOSSHMAAOWG!". It sounds like he's saying "Oh Smaug", Smaug being a character from "Lord of the Rings" and "Hobbit"

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Episode Ending[]

normal letter I's, the Dick Figures logo shakes, and the Episode Ending is dextended. Then showed an extra animation clip, then a promo for Dick Figures Season 5.

Red Floating[]

Red was floating at the start of the episode, swinging his sword around while floating.

Auto-Tune Usage[]

None.

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