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Butt Genie
Season 2, Episode 3
Redswish
Red's wish.
Air date May 19, 2011
Episode run time 2:24
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Dick Figures - Butt Genie

Butt Genie is the third episode of Season 2 of Dick Figures. It is the thirteenth episode overall.

Plot[]

Red and Blue discover a magical genie that will grant them one additional wish for every person they share the genie with.

Youtube Description: Red and Blue's hamster Flufferz passes away, but not before passing a magical teapot out his poop hole.

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Transcript[]

(A hamster is seen inside a cage. He first makes a short poop then a bigger one, but then he start getting constipated and while he tries to poop, farting sounds are heard. After 7 seconds of constipation, the hamster poops out a teapot and dies.)

Red: HOOLY SHIT!

Blue: FLUFFERZ! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo--

(Time lapse. Both of them have just finished burying Flufferz.)

Blue: See ya, fucker.

Red: (trying to open the teapot) Dude, what is with this weird teapot?

Blue: Aaah! Don't touch that, it came out of his butt!

Red: Hahaha, never stopped me before! (shakes the teapot and a hamster genie comes out.)

Genie: Greetings, nerds. I am the all-powerful genie of the teapot.

Red: (whispers to Blue) I like his voice.

Genie: I shall grant you each one wish.

Blue: (clears his throat) Cheap-ass!

Genie: But I'll grant you one extra wish for each person you share this treasure with.

Blue: Like a coupon?

Genie: (magic light surrounds him, echoed voice) KIND OF!!!

(Red and Blue are in the streets)

Red: Let's just use it! I only want one wish. (shows a picture of Red's wish, to rule the world)

Choir: ♪Hallelujah!♪

Blue: OK, that sounds pretty sweet. We could wish for a million things this way! Here, let's ask Lord Tourettes.

(Lord Tourettes appears on the streets)

Lord Tourettes: Oaah, why hello, COCKSUCKERS, quite a fine day we're FUCKING, isn't it? (Giggles.)

Genie: What up? You get a wish!

Lord Tourettes: Splendid! I think I'll wish forrr... a pink...sparkly-- DONKEY SHIT ON MY FACE!

(Red, Blue and Genie back away, then a donkey sound is heard.)

Lord Tourettes: Oh, no... (A shadow from the sky is falling towards Lord Tourettes)

(Red and Blue now go see every random person they meet)

Light blue man: I wish my head was an anvil. (it becomes one, but he falls down) (Wishes: 2)

Broseph: I wanna be ripped! (he screams as he gets sliced in half) (Wishes: 42)

Tangerine man: A car! (a car falls down from the sky and crushes him) (Wishes: 111)

Orange man: I wanna be fat. (he turns fat) YES!! (Wishes: 234)

Raccoon: Kūrusangurasu! (Cool sunglasses. he gets them) Hunto! (Wishes: 457)

Blue: Oh, my God, dude! We get to make 457 wishes!

(the genie appears again.)

Genie: Damn, guys! Th-that's a fuck ton.

Red: Pssh, no! 400 and up is a shitload.

Genie: No, a shitload is 300 and up, 400 is a fuck ton.

Red: You're WRONG!

Genie: I'm right, genies are always right!

Red: Genies are always GAY!

Genie: WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL?!

Red: I wish you would shut up! (Wish granted.)

Red: Booyah! Eat my butt, h'ombre!

Blue: You idiot! If he can't speak, he can't grant anymore wishes, numbnuts! YOU RUINED OUR GENIE!!!

Red: Whateva! I got what I wanted.

(Red walks away)

Blue: (rage guy meme face) RRRRRREEEEEEEE-

-Episode ends-

Dick Figures Title[]

Dick Figure 19

Butt Genie




Trivia[]

  • Blue copied another meme (the FUUUUUUUUU meme). First time was in Zombies & Shotguns when he copied the "Fuck Yeah!" meme.

Recurring Gags[]

Auto-Tune Use[]

None.

Red Floating[]

Apparently none.

Episode Ending[]

The word DICK FIGURES appears with crap on it. (Notice on the top of the word, FIGURES, Lord Tourettes is buried alive in pink donkey poop.)

The Last Line Being Cut[]

Blue saying Red's name.

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