| Lord Tourette's Syndrome | |
|---|---|
| Season 2, Episode 4 | |
 Lord Tourette finds his missing hat. | |
| Air date | June 2, 2011 |
| Episode run time | 2:26 |
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Dick Figures - Lord Tourette's Syndrome
Lord Tourette's Syndrome is the fourth episode of Dick Figures Season 2.
Plot[]
Having lost his prized possession, Lord Tourettes enlists Red and Blue to help put the hat back on his head, and the potty back in his mouth.
Characters[]
Starring[]
Supporting[]
- The Street Artists
- Mall Santa
- Kid
Minor[]
Transcript[]
(At Red and Blue's apartment, someone knocks on the door.)
Red: (lying face down on the couch) Uugh!! I'm busy! You get it.
Blue: Lazy fuck. (Opens the door, where he sees Lord Tourettes, crying desperately.)
Lord Tourettes: ...I think I lost my c-c...HAT.
Red: (talking to his own hat, holding it with both hands) I won't let them take you.
Lord Tourettes: I feel really fu..fu.. SO SAD without it.
Blue: Wait, so you don't swear when you don't have your hat? (Looks at him, with a bored tone)
Lord Tourettes: Pleeease, help me find it! There's a treasure as your reward!
Red: (swoops down from above) HA! Treasure you say? We're finding that- (slowed voice): -FUCKING- (shows a picture of two turtle dragons having sex) (normal voice): -HAT!! (Then shows the word "HAT" and the actual hat with background music and flashing colors)
(Time lapse. All three are walking towards a church.)
Lord Tourettes: Perhaps it fell off during my harp recital.
Red: I'll ninja my way inside, just like Jesus would. (Pulls a katana from his back and jumps into a window. A girl screams. He comes out of the second window and his sword is all bloody) Nope, no hat in there! (closes up on Red's face, speaking once again in a low-pitched voice while scary music on the background is heard) AND NO SURVIVORS.
(Time lapse. The three are walking.)
Blue: Hey, maybe those street artists have seen it.
Brown street artist: Yo, what you doin' on our turf, man?
Army green street artist: Si, burrito. Don't you know that these streets are peligro? That means dangerous.
Lord Tourettes: Oh, goodness. Your painting is GORGEOUS!
Brown street artist: What you say, poquito verde?
Lord Tourettes: Your mother must be SO PROUD of you.
Brown street artist: (emotional) Really, man? No one has ever said this to me before.
Army green street artist: Is true, amigo. (start hugging each other and crying as Blue and Lord Tourettes walk away and Red floats away upside down slowly)
Brown street artist: (still crying and hugging) Gracias. Gracias.
Army green street artist: You have so much potential.
(Time lapse, Red picks up a rock while Lord Tourettes cries.)
Red: Nope...
(Time lapse. He picks up Raccoon)
Red: Nooo...
(Time lapse, he lifts up a hat factory)
Red: Nein!! ("Nein" is German for "No".)
Lord Tourettes: (still crying) It's not here, either.
Blue: Well, I guess you're stuck being super nice and shit.
Off-screen voice: Ho! Ho! Ho!
Lord Tourettes: (gasps) My hat!
Mall Santa: (points at Pink) You're a hoe! (Points at an orange woman) You're a hoe! (Points at a cyan boy) And what the FUCK would you like for Christmas, ASSHOLE?
Boy: I just want the old Santa back.
Mall Santa: Santa's dead, BITCH! (The boy runs away crying.) (to Lord Tourettes) What do you want, DIARRHEA-BREATH?
Lord Tourettes: You stole MY HAT! (Takes the hat off of him.) Oh, this feels like (puts the hat on and Mall Santa starts to electrocute.) LIKEASSFUCKTRIPLEWHYASSFUCKBEGINSTOFUUUU--! (Mall Santa explodes and all that's left is his skeleton.) Ah, much better! As promised, here's your treasure. (Takes a picture out of his hat, with a giggle and gives it to Red, who gasps at it.)
(The picture is actually a pair of purple breasts)
Red: (gasps) Boooooooooobs! (The boy is back with them.) Aw, you see kids? Miracles do happen, if you believe in yourself. Merry Christmas, everyone!!
Blue: What?! It's the middle of summ--
-Episode ends-
Dick Figures Title[]
Lord Tourette's Syndrome
Gallery[]
Trivia[]
- This is the third episode to feature the Maulmart. The first two being Flame War and Zombies & Shotguns.
- This is the first episode where Lord Tourettes appeared and did not die.
- The Turtle-dragon from Traffic Jams reappears and there is shown to be more than one. Apparently, they can mate.
- When Blue is talking to Lord Tourettes, there is a note taped to the light switch that said "Turn off the lights Red!-B".
- When Red is talking to Blue to open the door, there is a taped note that said "Remember to throw out Flufferz". Even though it happened in the previous episode.
- The thumbnail of the episode is reference to the thumbnail of Ask KevJumba from KevJumba.
- When the gold street artist said that peligro means dangerous, he is actually incorrect. The English word for 'peligro' is really just 'danger'. The real Spanish word for 'dangerous' is 'peligroso', which of course is close to 'peligro'.
Running Gags[]
Auto-Tune Use[]
None
Red Floating[]
When he is moving away from the two street artists upside down.
Episode Ending[]
The I's have been replaced by bones and the K has Lord Tourettes' hat on it.
The Last word Being Cut[]
When Blue was about to say "summer", the episode ending cut it.
