| The Red Devil | |
|---|---|
| Season 4, Episode 6 | |
 Red becomes the titular Red Devil. | |
| Air date | June 14, 2012 |
| Episode run time | 2:47 |
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Dick Figures - The Red Devil (Ep 36)
The Red Devil is the sixth episode of Season 4, and the 36th episode overall.
Plot[]
Lost in Mexico, Red and Blue try to find their way home and bump heads with an illegal cartel.
Youtube Description: Red and Blue become accidental banditos in the mysterious land of tacos and burritos known as "Mexico."
Characters[]
Starring[]
Minor[]
- Mexican Eagle
- Mexican Workers
- Purple Girl
Transcript[]
(Both Red & Blue are inside a car, Red's the driver at the right & Blue's sleeping at the left)
Blue: (snoring)
Red: Dude, (hits Blue in the face) wake up! I think we're lost.
Blue: What?!
Red: I can't read these signs.
(A sign passes)
Blue: Cause they're in Spanish! Are we in Mexico?!
(3 guys with moustaches are dancing to a mexican song, then a guy appears with a handgun & shoots them, robs their money & 1 sombrero. He then leaves.)
Red: Oh-ho-ho, baby! Yeah we're in Mexico.
Blue: Well! Fucking pull over man, we gotta get directions home!
(Blue & Red get out of the car. Suddently, 6 Mexican Bandit's steal the car.)
Blue: OH MY GOD, MY CAR!!
Red: Dude, 3rd rule of Mexico.
(Shows the Rules of Mexico)
Rules of Mexico (10)
Blue: How are we gonna get home!?
Red: I dunno, got any money?
(Blue pulls out his wallet to give it to Red, but then an eagle swoops down & steals it)
Blue: (yelling, on his knees) MEXICAN EAGLES!!!!
(On the streets)
Blue: Shit! We have no money, no car, and no passports! We have to sneak back into America.
Red: We'll call it - (Red suddenly gets a sombrero, sun glasses, a mustache, and a cigar) - "Misión Imposible".
(Behind Red, a purple girl appears)
Purple Spanish girl: (In Spanish) Your Spanish es tres bueno. Donde escucho super mecedes?
(Video Translation: Wow! Your Spanish is really good. Where did you learn to speak so fluently?)
Red: Cinco de Mayo de, burrito taco, quesadilla delicioso de guarro. (Takes girl's hand)
(Video Translation: The back of a Señor Delicious taco wrapper. Your eyes are beautiful like the stars.)
Blue: Dude, you speak Spanish?!
Red: Nah, I'm just makin' it up.
Blue: Well, try to ask her how to get home!
Red: Uhh... Jesus Christo, dos equis, Burro Show!
(Video translation: We want to see a... BURRO SHOW!)
Purple Spanish girl: *gasps* (Dramatically in Spanish) The Red Devil!
Red: I think it worked!
Purple Spanish girl: Salsa... (Walks away)
(Video translation: This way...)
Blue: Oh wow, awesome!
(Cut to BURRO stadium, where a woman & a donkey can be heard(reference of zoophilia). Red & Blue then are walking out of the Burro Show.)
Red: Man this place is CRA-ZY!
Blue: (crying) That poor donkey... that poor woman!
Red: Dude, everyone here is poor. (Red pours his beer into his sombrero, screaming)
Street artists: Mira! El diablo rojo! Dios mio! (In Spanish)
Street artists: Diablo Rojo! Has visto el Show de Burro!? Donde esta el baño?
(Video translation: Diablo Rojo! Where have you been!? Come on, we've got bitches to kill.)
(Both Street Artist runs away)
Red: Hey! I think these Muchacho's are gonna give us a ride!
Blue: Oh, thank god.
(Dramaticly show a wanted poster with the picture of Red on it.)
Diablo Rojo
(Time lapse. Red & Blue are following the Street Artist to a building called "Warecasa")
Red: This looks legit.
Street artist: Carne asada. (He gives a gun to both Red & Blue)
(Video Translation: Lock & Load!)
Blue: (grabs the gun) Uh, is this part of the ride?!
(The street artists open the doors of the 'Warecasa' & aims their guns at some mexican workers inside)
Street artists: DIE, PUTOS!
(Video translation: DIE BITCHES!)
(They shoot at them, while they shoot back as well)
Blue: (shooting) Who are we shooting at?!
Red: (shooting) Didn't you hear? Putas!
(After some time, they kill all the workers. They then get closer to a truck, with white packages inside)
Blue: (Takes a white package) Dude, is this cocaine? Cocaina?!
Street artists: No taco, its-a burritos!
Red: (while eye pupils growing) BurriTOS??!! (Pick's up 2 guns & speaks Spanish) Estos Burritos, estan por el DIABLOOO!!!
(Red opens fire at the Street Artists.)
Brown street artist: Aaaah! It's el backstabber, burro!
Gold street artist: They looked the same...
(They both fall down, covered with blood, dead.)
Blue: (Shocked) What did you do??
Red: Get in the van! We're stealing these burritos! (Drops his sombrero on the ground)
(Busts out of warehouse.)
Red: Dude, this is sweet!! We got a car, we got a ton of money and best of all, we've got BURRITOS!!!
Blue: I am NEVER napping again!
(Time lapse. Cut to Blue napping. He suddenly wakes up)
Blue: OH CRAP! Dude, where are we!?
(Red's asleep snoring on the driver seat)
Blue: Red??
(Car falling from the sky.)
Blue: OH NOOOOOO-
(The car crashes into a flying plane & the plane crashes in a train & then the train crashes into a cruise ship with a big explosion.)
-Episode Ends-
Trivia[]
- This is the first major role for the Street Artists.
- This is the second time the street artists died. The first time was in Chug-A-Chug-A-Brew-Brew.
- Burritos may be of high value since the aliens from Planet Asshole stole all the burritos in the world.
- Red and Blue are in Tijuana since Burro shows are displayed in that part in Mexico.
- The purple spanish girl doesn't really speak very well Spanish, since when she tells Red: "Wow! Your spanish is really good." she actually says "You're Spanish is très bueno." (without the Wow) and très means very in French.
- However, the street artists speak well Spanish, but they say some random words. For example, when they say Diablo Rojo! Where have you been?! Come on, we've got bitches to kill., they actually say orally: Diablo Rojo! Have you seen the Burro Show? Where is the bathroom?.
Recurring gags[]
Auto-Tune Use[]
None.
Red Floating[]
For a short time, when Red is shooting at the spanish workers and after he say Didn't you hear? Pootas!
Episode Ending[]
Normal letter I's, the Dick Figures logo shakes, and the Episode Ending is dextended.
The Last Line Being Cut[]
Part of Blue screaming "Oh no!" was cut out when the car falling from the sky was hit by a plane.
Gallery[]
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