"My name's Jake."
|Times Dead||Possibly once|
Jake looks like a lawn gnome and Jake's only appearance was in Flame War. Blue said to Pink that he should walk her out, because of Charlie in the bushes. The camera looked at Jake and he said that he was Jake and not Charlie. Pink instantly disagreed with what Blue said and just left the store. Jake possibly died when Red and Blue left the store with the grappling hook because of Red planting C4 bombs, and the store exploded and Red yelling "OVERKILL!".