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Kitty Amazing
Season 1, Episode 8
Kitty Amazing 15
Kitty Amazing literally melts people's hearts.
Air date Februrary 24, 2011
Episode run time 2:46
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This article is about the episode. You may be looking for The Cat (Kitty Amazing Character).

Plot[]

Red finds a cat that quite literally melts the heart of anyone who sees it's cuteness.

Youtube Description: Red and Blue are witness to the horrors of 'Apocalypse Meow.'

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Dick Figures - Kitty Amazing

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Transcript[]

(Red is taking the trash out. He opens the dumpster.)

Cat: *Meow*

Red: Hey, cat, that's my trash! Get out of there!

Cat: *Meow*

(Red picks up the cat)

Red: Hoho what? Look at your cute cat face! You are soooooooft! What is your name? I don't even know! I'mma call you Kitty Amazing 'cause that's what you look like!

(Time lapse. Red is in the apartment showing Kitty Amazing to Blue, who is wearing shades.)

Blue: We are not keeping that cat.

Red: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

Blue: I can't even see what you're doing, you know I had eye surgery.

Red: Oh, man, I feel sorry for you because this cat is sooo cute! (The background turns dark and Red's eyes are completely white.) (Demonic voice): FEEL HOW CUTE SHE IS!!

(The background and Red's eyes turn back to normal. Blue touches Kitty Amazing.)

Blue: Ohhh, oh, yeah, it does feel soft... And strangely cold...

Red: Let's take this cat for a test drive!

Blue: What does that mean?

Red: It means chicas love gatos! (Marches out, carrying the cat.) Gatos! Gatos! Gatos! Gatos!

Blue: Red? Wait up! Marco! Marco?

(Red is now outdoors with the cat.)

Red: ¡Azul, mira! Dos chicas jalapeños.

(A lavender woman walks up to Red.)

Woman: Oh, my God, that is a cute cat! Ohh, my heart is melting...

Kitty Amazing: *Meow*

Woman: MY HEART IS MELTING! OH, MY GOD!

(The woman dies.)

Red: Oh, shit!

(Sirens are heard, probably from an ambulance.)

Blue: Red? What happened? I hear sirens!

Red: You hear nothing!

Green man: Hey, is she okay?

Kitty Amazing: *Meow*

(Man dies.)

Orange woman: Hey, is he okay?

Kitty Amazing: *Meow*

(Woman dies. Red screams and runs)

Blue: Wait. We're running towards the sirens? (Follows Red's voice.)

Tour man: And if you look to your left you will see....

Kitty Amazing: *Meow*

(The tour man and his group dies.)

Red: Oh, no, there's a parade! (He screams. Miscellaneous sounds are heard. Red and Blue run to their apartment building. An old man then appears)

Mr. Dingleberry: What have I told you about pets in the apartment?

Kitty Amazing: *Meow*

Red: Mr. Dingleberry, look away!

(Mr. Dingleberry falls off the stairs and dies.)

Blue: Huh? What's going on? Mr. Dingleberry?

Red: Oh, haha, he just tossed a sack of potatoes down the steps! Those Irish love their potatoes.

(A knocking sound is heard.)

Chad Quandt: I just heard the sound of death and secrets in here. Is everything all right?

(Red shows off Kitty Amazing in front of Chad.)

Kitty Amazing: *Meow*

(Chad Quandt shrieks and dies. Somber music plays in the background as Red and Kitty Amazing look at each other)

Red: You're too cute... too cute for this world. I have to destroy you! (Closes his eyes in despair.) Goodbye, Kitty Amazing... (He kisses Kitty Amazing and puts it in front of a mirror.)

Kitty Amazing: *Meow* (It turns to stone.)

(Time lapse. Red and Blue play catch using the petrified Kitty Amazing.)

Red: Go wide, asshole! (Throws Kitty Amazing to Blue.)

Blue: (Now without the shades, having recovered) Yeah, yeah, I'm going-- Wait, what?

(Kitty Amazing breaks.)

Blue: Ah, shi-

-Episode ends-

Dick Figures Title[]

Dick Figure 24

Kitty Amazing

  • The jalapeños are from when red was speaking in spanish to the first girl he came in contact to.


Trivia[]

  • This is Kitty Amazing's second appearance. The first was in the Cat Teaser Trailer.
  • "¡Azul, mira! Dos chicas jalapeños." probably meant "Blue, look! Two hot girls." except he used "jalapeños" instead of "caliente".
  • While Red and Blue run towards the apartment, graffiti can be seen, which reads "NATURE'S NINJA -R.
  • This is the first episode to have its music composed by Happy Tree Friends' Jerome Rossen.
  • This is one of the favorite episodes of the creator of Dick Figures, Ed and Zack, confirmed in the Dirty Shorts interview with them.
  • This episode made it's TV premiere with the twelfth episode of Like, Share, Die.

Changes Made in the Like, Share, Die version[]

  • The Dick Figures title was shown in the beginning. At the end of the episode, the credits of Like, Share, Die play instead.
  • The Dick Figures title shown in the beginning is not the jalapeno title from this episode, but the Longcat title from Y U So Meme?.
  • Kitty Amazing uses a different model due to copyright reasons.
  • Red's demonic voice is instead his normal voice.
  • The music was changed for the Kitty Amazing kill montage.
  • The death of the parade was cut out.
  • Blue's cut-off line, "Ah, shit.", was not cut off.

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Auto-Tune Use[]

None.

Red Floating[]

  • When Red takes Kitty Amazing out of the trash, he floats when he says, "What is your name?"
  • After the lavender woman dies, he jumps and floats for one second.

Episode Ending[]

The word DICK FIGURES appears with the "I"s replaced with jalapenos.

The Last Line Being Cut[]

Blue was about to say shit but was cut off .

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