These are the notable quotes for Lord Tourettes.
"Weary travelers Red and Blue, Shall I sing a FUCK for you?"
"Too late, for I've just begun. A tweedle COCK and a tweedle BALLS! Pony sparkles, bubblegum, glitter fairies in my BUTT NAZI ASS THUNDER PUBIC HAIR CHODE DOUCHE IN MY MOUTH!"
"I'm so FUCKED!"
"Well hello COCK SUCKERS! Quite a fine day for FUCKING isn't it?"
"Spelindid! I wish for... a pink, sparkly DONKEY SHIT IN MY FACE!"
"I think I lost my HAT!"
"I'm really fu-fu SO SAD without it."
"Oh wow. Your painting is GORGEOUS!"
"Your mother must be SO PROUD of you."
"Oh why this shade looks perfectly GAY on me."
"Oh. Fan-FUCKING-tastic, you two! You're heroes!"
"One gay day in spring, I was just FUCKING around in a feild full of flowers and colorful COCK SUCKING butterflies. I decided to make a boquet so I picked one hundred daisies. It was so GOD DAMN hard but I did it and then I gave them to a fluffy wuffy bear and then I FUCKED THE SHIT OUT OF IT (Gasp) WHILE I FEASTED ON ITS FLAILING BONES AND FLESH!!!"
"Yippie kai ay, MOTHERFUCKER, I win!"
"Yeah baby! Back that ass up!"
"Awww and who the FUCK are you little kitty?"
"Oh lovely, and this ASSHOLE makes a great zombie."
"You know, all you really need is a big DICK!"
"Ha ha! Who the FUCK cares?"
"First day of class?"
"Splendid! It's my first day too. You know, there is a young JERKFACE who says he wants to beat your BUTT until you die."
"Look! It's an ASS-teroid!"
"Yeah, pass me that joint MOTHERFUCKER, LT's getting high as BALLS!
(in a very jolly tone) "Leave it to meeee!!"
"Why helloooo, BUTTFUCKERS!"
"Follow me to the COCK!!! of Paris!"
"Au revouir, MOTHERFUCKERS!"
"What a, beautiful ballet recital!"
"Why hello Laven-DICK!, welcome to HELL!