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These are the notable quotes for Red.


Cuz' I'm aweso-

A Bee or Something

Sup Bitch
Your mom is makin' out with a lamp post, yeah!

Panda Hat

¡Azul, mira! Dos chicas jalapeños.

Kitty Amazing (Episode)

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Steakosaurus

Estas burrito's, estas por el diablo!

The Red Devil

Piep piep poop, we're fucked

Losing Streakers

Red the name's red, I'm free Motherfucker!

Fang Angels

Woow! Now that's a fire!

Camp Anarchy

Oh 13 flies in a deadman's ballsack, 14 holes in a seagulls kayak, 15 spots on the mask of rorschach, early in the morning

Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada

Hogwash! (barfs) That's just how I sneeze

Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada

Break-time's over

Modern Flame War 3

I only wanted 2 achievements

Modern Flame War 3

All this manlyness is makin' me thirsty, better drink my own piss

Modern Flame War 3

Gluteus Maximus!

Zeusbag

What a ZEUSBAG!!!

Zeusbag

Go ahead Zeus, make my day-iety.

Zeusbag

Eat my bullito's!

Chug-A-Chug-A-Brew-Brew

Imma get me some sasperilla, like a sick shootin' cowbo!

Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada

Alcohol for breakfeast!

Chug-A-Chug-A-Brew-Brew

Hot damn we hit the motherload, Bandito's!

Chug-A-Chug-A-Brew-Brew

If you're happy and you know it? Suck my dick!

Chug-A-Chug-A-Brew-Brew

I just pooped in your pants!

Brain Switch

I think I'm turnin' japanese, I think I'm turnin' japanese, I really think so

Brain Switch

Motherfuckin' goddamned shithead, bitch!

Hardcore Chore

DAS VI-DIAMONDS!!!

Das Vidiamond

Yeah! That sounds awesome!

Figured Out (his last words said in the series.)

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