Christmas time's here & to celebrate, Lord Tourettes offers up a big elf you!
Lord Tourettes: (singing) We wish you a merry COCKFART! We wish you a merry SHITBARF! We wish you a merry SKULL FUCKING ASS NINJAS! And a happy new yeeeeeeaaaaAAARRR!!! SHIT! (laughs)
Blue: Wait! Don't shit in the firepla--
(A farting sound is heard & a giant explosion hits Blue & Lord Tourettes.
Blue forcibly flies out of the picture & Lord Tourettes face melts off, showing nothing but his skull.) -MERRY SHITMAS!-
Red: (off screen) Merry Christmas, everybody!