The Dick Figures T-Shirts starts destroying all the characters of the show.
(Lord Tourettes skips towards a Dick Figures T-shirt hanging from a tree.)
Lord Tourettes: Oh my! (laughs) Look at this beautiful T-SHIT!
(Time lapse. He's shown on the ground wearing the shirt.)
Lord Tourettes: (screams) Get... FUCK! it... FUCK! OFF! FU--
(Mr. Dingleberry is shown in his room with the T-shirt hanging next to him.)
Mr. Dingleberry: Ehh. Where did I put my shirt? (Looks around & spots the T-shirt.)
(Time lapse. Mr. Dingleberry is on the floor with the T-shirt on. A mutant worm comes out of his chest.)
Mr. Dingleberry: (sees the worm) Ah, there it is.
(Raccoon is shown wearing the T-shirt in front of a mirror.)
Raccoon: Me rike. Me rike a rot.(Raccoon's accent causes him to pronounce his L's into R's'.)
(Suddenly, he bursts into flames.)
Raccoon: Wa, ah! FIYARUU! (Fire in Japanesse accent.)
(Stacy is shown at a clothes shop with the T-shirt. Her hair is back in pigtails.)
Stacy: (ditsy voice) Oh, my God! These shoes are so cute.
(There is a front outside view of Maulmart. Suddenly, it explodes.)
Red: I can't get it off me & I don't even know what it is!
(Red falls to the ground while trying to get the T-shirt off.)
Blue: No. No! What've we done?!
Red: This T-shirt was made by SATAN! (Continues screaming.)
Blue: (to the viewers) You have to buy all the shirts so no one else gets hurt! (Runs toward the camera.) Tell everyone: Buy all the shirts! Buy them all & destroy them! Nooooowwwww....
(The screen becomes static, then the T-shirt is shown in an exploding background. The text says "DICK FIGURES T-SHIRTS. NOW AVAILABLE. ONLY AT SPENCER'S.")
- Lord Tourettes appears to be in the Shit Piss Fart Woods.
- For some reason, Stacy has her old appearance (purple with pigtails) back. This could mean her new appearance (magenta with a new haircut) from Modern Flame War 3 was just temporary.
- Stacy calls the T-shirt shoes.
- When the worm-like creature bursts through Mr. Dingleberry's chest, it's a reference to the movie, Alien.