"No, my glitter glitter."




Possibly Alive


Stella (girlfriend)

Times Dead

1 (debatable)

Tedward is a character whose first appearance was in Fang Angels as a character from a movie Blue & Pink were watching. He is the boyfriend of Stella and has a very depressing face, like his girlfriend. he reappears in Pleasure Cruise, along with Stella, where they are real people, not T.V. characters, as Red and Blue watches them on the sea. So far, he was frozen and it is unknown whether he died shortly after or not.

He is voiced by the creator of Dick Figures, Ed Skudder


Fang Angels

In the animation clip at the end of the episode, he tells Stella that he is a glitter man whose glitter is fire glitter. Stella asks him if that will hurt her and Tedward replies by saying that it WILL hurt her, just like his heart. They agree that love is the most painful thing...ever. Then after that, they hug and start to tongue kiss.

Pleasure Cruise

In this episode, it shows that he and Stella are real people who were on the cruise ship Red and Blue were on. After the ship sinks because of the giant nuke bomb Gerald Butler planted in the engine room of the ship, Tedward and Stella somehow survived the disaster. However, after a short conversation while floating past the unharmed Red and Blue on a piece of driftwood, they start making out as they sink to the bottom. Then on the other side of the screen, we see them in a block of ice floating away until they were finally off screen, still making out in the process.


  • He is obviously a parody of the Twilight character, Edward Cullen. Him being a glitter man is a reference to how Edward is a vampire.
  • The fact that he glitters might also be a reference to how Edward Cullen sparkles.
  • His name on Fang Angels is Tedward and he was reffered to "in real life" as Tedward also, so it is possible that Tedward may be a real life glitter man or just a local celebrity.
  • No interaction has been seen between him and any main character.