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The Pina Colada
The Pina Colada Ship
Wenches, more pina coladas!


Voyage of Captain Red Rum

The grand ship, Pina Colada, voyages out to sea in hopes to catch a real live mermaid by Captain Red Rum, his firstmate Lieutenant Blue Balls and a whole crew of hot wenches to become rich, famous, and handsome.


  • The beverage on board is piña coladas which is why the ship is named "The Pina Colada".
  • Blue finally realizes he enjoys pina coladas.
  • Red doesn't care if he gets sea sick.
  • The ship gets it's skull and crossbones at the end of the episode.
The Pina Colada Ship 2

Your Pina Colada Lieutenant Blue Balls.

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