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Papa-san "Raccoon" Takagami
Racoon
"I can go all night, baby. I'm a nocturnal. *growl*."
Vital statistics
Title Debut: A Bee or Something
Gender Male
Status Alive
Friends Red, Blue, Mama-san (wife), Son-san (son), Wife-san (daughter-in-law), Grandson-san (grandson-in-law)
Enemies Red (sometimes), Blue (Once, now they are friends) and Robot Frog, Lord Takagami (father)
Aliases Nature's Ninja, Forest Assasson, Papa-san
Times Dead 1 (debatable)
Voiced By Ed Skudder


Make that ass crap!

–Raccoon, A Bee or Something/Bath Rhymes (Official Music Video)/Freshman 15

I would not eat that sushi...

–Raccoon, Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada

You`re too fly... for a white guy!

–Raccoon, GTA: Pacific Grim

Papa-san, more commonly known as The Raccoon, is one of the Main Characters of Dick Figures.

Character Description[]

Described by Red as one of "Nature's Ninjas", Raccoon has a Japanese accent performed by creator Ed Skudder & owns a store shaped like a Pagoda called "Ancient Secrets 'n' Things ". He's apparently very wise, and seems to have some sort of relation with Red & Blue, since he appears with them in a lot of episodes, like in Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada.

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Trivia[]

  • He is the 3rd most liked character in the series (confirmed by comments).
  • He sometimes eats food from the trash as seen in A Bee or Something.
  • In Butt Genie, it's shown that his wish is to have cool sunglasses.
  • He is shown to drink & has weird dreams because of this.
  • Raccoon cannot pronounce the letter L, as he pronounces it as R, since he's Japanese.
  • His most common phrase is "Make that ass crap".
    • But he probably tries to say "Make that ass clap", since he's japanese.
  • He doesn't know much of the language of Japanese because of him saying cool sunglasses (kuro sunoglassaro).
  • Raccoon is the chef in Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada.
  • He would not make sushi out of Lord Tourettes.
  • Raccoon was the guest singer in Red's Justin Timberlake Parody, "Yo Butt". Part of his verse can be heard near the end of Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada.
  • He is so far the only main character who hasn't died yet (debate since T-Shirt Teaser and GTA:Grim).
  • He is 1 of 2 characters with a family dating back to another country. The other is Mr. Dingleberry.
  • He said he kissed his wife for the last time meaning she could have died or he was captured and taken to America.
  • It is unknown if he has a house, given in A Bee Or Something that he eats from the trash, but he is seen in a bed meaning he just likes eating trash.
  • He possibly owns the Japanese store where Red & Blue get the time machine.
  • He usually steals the girls from Blue & Red.
  • He may have died once while catching on fire in the T-shirt Teaser.
  • He also may died in GTA:Grim.
  • It is possible that he can be a night-walker.
  • He has met Ocho Muerte, Red's pet octopus, before and it did not end well.
  • According to Ed Skudder, Raccoon's voice is based off of Ken Watanabe from the film, Inception.
  • According to the creators of Dick Figures, the idea of Raccoon being in the show was when Zack Keller was drunk and saying the words, "A raccoon".
  • In Real Dude Bros Night Man, Red calls the Raccoon Forest Assassin. Mr. Assassin is refered to a Yakuza (Modern Japanese Mafia) because of his wealth, skill, and heritage.
  • The Raccoon is the 1st character with a realistic animal appearance (not animated).
  • He can be compared to Ranjit Singh from How I Met Your Mother, as their both token ethnic characters, (both of backgrounds originating in Asia), who serve little purpose other than making stereotypical jokes, but still give much-needed wisdom the other major characters, from time to time.
  • The Raccoon seems to have many enemies, the first being Ocho Muerte & then the Robot Frog.
    • In the movie, his own father & son are also considered his enemy. 
    • Ocho Muerte is revealed to have killed his wife.
  • The Raccoon is also a D.J. in Freshman 15, where he "drops the beat more like Hiroshima", referencing a Japanese City that was hit by an atomic bomb. 
  • In Dick Figures: The Movie, his real name is revealed to be Papa-san Takagami.
  • The Raccoon is over 10,000 years old.

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