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Trash God
Season 5, Episode 8
Trash God 21
Red and Blue, shrunken to the size of ants.
Air date March 27, 2014 (Download)
May 14, 2014 (Mondo)
May 29, 2014 (YouTube)
Episode run time 3:32 (Video Length)

3:16 (Actual Length)

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Trash God is the eighth episode of Dick Figures Season 5 and the 48th episode of Dick Figures.

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Dick Figures - Trash God (Ep 48)

Plot[]

While trying to rid their apartment of an ant infestation, Red and Blue are shrunk down to insect-size! The ants revere Red as their “Trash God” because of how dirty he is. Ant-hilarity ensues.

Characters[]

Starring[]

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Transcript[]

(In the apartment, Red eats pizza. The place is filled with ants and pizza boxes.)

Blue: Dude, have you seen my car keys? I can't find anything in this place it's a fucking mess!

Red: They're probably in one of those pizza boxes.

Blue: (groans) I told you to get rid of those a week ago! Now we have like a zillion ants!

(Red stomps on an ant.)

Red: Now it's a zillion and one! (floats)

Blue: I'm gonna go call the exterminator.

(Knock at the door, Blue opens it and it shows Raccoon,)

Raccoon: Hola! I wirr kirr your ants. I have brought the ANT-imizer! It's... an Atimizer for ants, get it?

Red: (to Blue with an annoyed look) We should call an exterminator for our Raccoon problem.

Raccoon: What?!

Blue: Hup! Uh, nothing, fire away.

(Raccoon fires the Antimizer at Red and Blue, who both suddenly disappear.)

Raccoon: Oops. That was de a Shrink-a ray! (slowly backs away) Back away. Srowrrryyyy. Sorry.

(Cut to Red and Blue.)

Blue: Wha-? Where are we?!

Red: Du-u-ude! We're TINYYYYYYY!

(Shows them shrunk down with ants walking around them.)

Blue: We got shrunk?!

(An ant approaches the two.)

Ant: Hey! What are you two bunkeads, doing on our turf?

Blue: Your turf?! This is our apartment, what are you doing here?!

Ant: We were drawn by the endless bounty of the all mighty pile!

(Cut to the pizza box pile With slow uprising heavenly music.)

Red: Ohh, my pizza boxes!

(Heavenly music plays)

Ant: Your... pizza boxes? (falls to his knees) The Trash God comeeeth! 

Other ants: Trash God? That must be Trash God.

(All of the ants fall to their knees.)

Ants: All hail Trash God!

Blue: (angry) No...fucking...way.

Red: (happy) No...fucking...way!

Ant 1: Trash God, you honor us with your presence. We thank you for your weeks of delicious garbage. Come. Let us bathe you in old beer and Pepperoni oils.

Red: (to Blue, laughing) Holy crap, this is my dream.

Ant 2: Oh! Take him to the holy crap!

Other ants: (picking up Red and carrying him) Take him to the holy crap! 

(They go to Blue's room)

Ant 1: Behold! The holy crap!

(A pile of feces is on the floor.)

Red: Ho ho, that one's a classic.

Blue: What?! Red, you pooped in my room again?!

Ant 1: Your... room?

Blue: (nervous) Uhhh... maybe?

Ant 1: You are the Blue Titan! You who vacuum our peoples and take our crumbs!

Ant 2: You swept off my family!

Blue: (still nervous) I have a girlfriend. Gotta keep my room clean. 

Ant 1: Seize the bringer of death! 

(The ants charge toward Blue and two of them grab him.)

Blue: Hey, don't seize me, you assholes!

Ant 1: Benevolent Trash God, what should we do with the bringer of death?

Red:(brief pause, then glares at Blue) Bring him DEATH!

Blue: What?! Red! This isn't funny, come on, man!

Ant 1: You will suffer, the worst death imaginable. (Holds up the shrink ray.) SHRINK RAAAYYYYY! 

(The other ants cheer.)

Blue: Oh, God, what a Monday!

Ant 1: We will make the Blue Titan, Blue, Ti-nyyyy(Shrinks Blue, who screams.)

Blue: Oh, my God!

(Ant 2 picks him up and gives him to Red.)

Ant 1: An offering to the red Trash God! 

Blue: No! No! Red, don't eat me!

Red: Sorry, dude. Shoulda let me eat that pizza.

Blue: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Red eats him. The ants cheer and Red laughs.)

Red: Whoo!

Ant 1: Oh, the world is finally at peace. All hail Trash God! 

Red: Feast upon the pile! 

Ants: To the pile!

(The ants and Red head towards the pizza pile.)

(Cut to inside Red's stomach, which is pitch-black. Blue opens his eyes.)

Blue: Oh, my God! I'm in Red's stomach, this is my nightmare! (Looks down to his right.) Oh, there's my keys.

(Episode Ends)

Running Gags[]

Episode Ending[]

Normal letter I's, the Dick Figures logo shakes, and the Episode Ending is dextended. Then a promo for Dick Figures Season 5. In the YouTube version, it instead showed a sneak peek for Chick Figures

Red Floating[]

Red was floating in the beginning after stepping on an ant.

Auto-Tune Usage[]

None

Trivia[]

  • This is the least viewed episode of the entire series, possibly due to the strongly negative response the episode received.
  • According to Zack Keller, Trash God was the last episode Ed and Zack had to make for Season 5, even though it's the eight episode of the season.

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