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Y U So Meme?
Season 2, Episode 7
BlueAndTroll
A new friendship blossoms...
Air date July 14, 2011
Episode run time 3:04
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Dick Figures - Y U So Meme?

Y U So Meme? is the seventh episode of Season 2 and the 17th episode overall of the Dick Figures series.

Plot[]

Red gets into a feud with Trollz0r while Blue begins to hang out with the latter more.

Youtube Description: Aww Yea! Full of rage, Red tracks down TROLLz0r, a Flame War gamer who is forever kicking his ass.

Characters[]

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Transcript[]

(Shows Red and Blue playing Flame War)

Red: Get back here, fucktard! No one spawn-camps Red!

Blue: Watch out! Grenades! Trips, trips, trips! Oh shit! Sniper!

(Shows Red's avatar getting killed, showing the text: - Headshot!)

The Game: SNAIPE!

TROLLz0r (audio message): Haha, headshot bitch! Haha, suck my balls, you Indian.

Red: You fuckin' camper! Come down here and try some no scopes, pusseh!

The Game: Spawning...

(Shows Red's avatar respawn but Trollzor stabs him immediately, showing the text: - Stabbed!)

The Game: ...SHIT!

Red getting tea-bag

TROLLz0r (audio message): You like to gettin' stabbed?

(Shows Trollzor's avatar tea-bagging Red's avatar)

Red: Who uses a knife?!

(Shows Red's avatar respawns, but Trollzor shoots him immediately)

The Game: HEADSHOT!

TROLLz0r (audio message): Boom, haha!

Red: (bellows in frustration) Goddamn it!! Who is this asshole?!

(Shows the game stats)

Y U So Meme scores





Blue:  TROLLz0r. Oh, man, look at that KDR. What a playaaa.

Red: I'm gonna find this guy and put my boot up his ass!

Blue: You're not even wearing boots.

Red: Right up his ass.

Blue: It's just a game, man.

Red: ASS!

(Time lapse. Blue is on his computer.)

Red: Uuuugh! Can't you use your nerd powers to find him?

Blue: I told you, I prefer to be called a hacker.

Blue: It's a Unix system, I know this... (Clicks on black box. Red gasps.)

Red: There he is! ENHANCE! ENHANCE!

(Shows their apartment building.)

Blue: (gasp) But that means...

Red finds Trollz0r

Are you TROLLz0r?

(Red and Blue run out of their apartment and Red kicks down their neighbor's door)

Red: ARGH! Are you TROLLz0r?

TROLLz0r: (Y U No Rage Face) Y U No knock?!

TROLLz0r: (OMG/Oh Crap Face, with deep voice) I almost had a killing spree! (Eats Nyan Cat.)

Blue: Are you the one camping out there in the bell tower?

TROLLz0r: (Trollface) Maybeh...

Computer: YOU WIN! FLAME WAR!

TROLLz0r: (Aww Yea Guy) Awwwwww, yeah! First place, bitches!

TROLLz0r: (LOOOOOL Face) LOOOOL!

Blue: Ugh, he's so cool!

Red: (low voice) The fires of hell have no fury like mine...

(TROLLz0r turns into stare dad, then into rage guy)

TROLLz0r: Listen, bro, you got a problem with my coolness? Uhn! Uhn! Uhn! (Puts his hand behind Red)

Red: Hover haaand!

TROLLz0r: 'Cause if you do, I've got pistols on hang 'em high ready to go.

Red: Bring it, turd cannon!

Blue: Oh shit, is that a collectors edition maxitron?

(TROLLz0r and Blue talk at the same time)

Trollz0r: Yep! Waited all day in line at comic expo for it, gotta drink some butter-beer, too. Oh, look at this poster of Olivia Munn, so haaaawt!

Blue: No way. Sweet. No way, Awesome! Cool, Wow! So hot....

Blue: (Sweet Jesus, Have Mercy Face) SWEET JESUS!

TROLLz0r: Wanna go to the comic book store?

Blue: Heck yeah!

TROOLz0r: K, thanks, bye. (He and Blue leave Red all alone.)

(The song "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Red" plays)

(Red lies on his couch, face first)

(Breaks a window with a rock)

(Plays an electric guitar and burns the amplifier and the building)

(Whacks book shelf with a baseball bat)

(Ignites fireworks INDOORS)

Red: Hmmm, fuck this!

(He poops on a pillow, then looks up and gasps.)

(Shows a "Vengeance Poster")

Vengeance





Red: You're right! That is the answer! Thanks, poster!

Red: (calls someone on a phone) Hey, you're at home, right? I have a mission for you.

TROLLz0r: ♪Haters gonna hate...♪ (Sees the Fat Ugly Girl ) (Me Gusta Face) Me gusta...

(Trollz0r gets closer to the Fat Ugly Girl)

TROLLz0r: Hey, girl, you lookin' good! You wanna come back to my place and derp? Uh! Uh! Uh! Uhhh!

(The Fat Girl walks away)

TROLLz0r: Wait, wha-? You're leaving me? Fu, Fu, Fu, Fu, Fu, Fu, (crying) Fu, Fu, Fu, Fu- (Forever Alone face) FOREVER ALOOOONE!

Red: (to Fat Ugly Girl) Ahh, you did great. (Inserts a dollar under the Fat Ugly Girl's boobs/tits) (deep voice) NOW GO HOME.

(TROLLz0r rolling on floor, crying)

Blue: Hey, man. Sorry I hung out with that guy. He's a total dick.

Red: It's cool. Hakuna matata! (Punches Blue in the face, knocking him down.)

Blue: Ohh, my face!

Narrator: (Words coming out of nowhere) AND NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN THAT DAY.

Not even one fuck




-Episode ends-

Dick Figures Title[]

Dick Figure 5

Y U So Meme

  • These cat's either are displayed because of the vengence poster or when he ate the Nyan Cat.
  • This title's I's made reference to yet another meme, "Longcat".


Recurring Gags[]

Episode Ending[]

The I's were replaced with Longcat and Tacgnol (Alternate version of Longcat).

Red Floating[]

None.

Auto-Tune Use[]

None

The Last Line Being Cut[]

None.

Internet Memes[]

  • Y U No Rage face (Y U No knock?)
  • Nyan Cat (eaten by the OMG Rage Face)
  • OMG Rage Face (I almost had a killing spree *eats Nyan cat*)
  • Troll Face (Maybeh)
  • AAAAWWW YEAHHHH! (AAAAAAWWWWW Yeah! first place bitches!)
  • LOL Face (LOOOOOL)
  • Staredad
  • Rage Guy w/ a Scumbag Hat (Majority of the episode)
  • Hover Hand (Hover Hand!/Used by Red)
  • Sweet Jesus (Used by Blue)
  • Me Gusta (Me Gusta...)
  • Forever Alone (FOREVER ALONE!!)
  • And Not a Single F**k Was Given That Day (Used by a narrator only.

Trivia[]

  • This episode features Trollz0r's debut.
  • Blue is called Blueballz again. The first time he was called that was in Captain Red-Rum & The Pina Colada Armada.
  • Red says "Hakuna Matata", which is a reference to The Lion King.
  • This is the second episode that referenced Leroy Jenkins. The first time mentioned on Flame War.
  • When Blue says, "I prefer to be called a hacker. It's a Unix system, I know this." it is a reference to Jurassic Park.
  • The song playing during Red's montage of boredom is Rain drops keep falling on my Red. The song is a parody of the song "Rain Drops Keep Falling on my Head".
  • "Pistols on Hang'em High" is a reference to the map Hang'em High from the game Halo: Combat Evolved, a common multiplayer strategy is to use the pistol instead of other weapons due it being considered overpowered by most playeres.
  • The episode’s variation of the Dick Figures title was used for the Like, Share, Die version of the episode, Kitty Amazing.
  • This reveals that Red can play guitar.
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